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pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin
damn, this dude is a pink jew
by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023
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Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.
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Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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jew to loser

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first
Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.
by Thegamerblocky June 7, 2023
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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