New Berlin Illinois

A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.

This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.

Billy: Oh sweet home Alabama, what's that awful stench!?

Cletus: Shucks Billy, that's New Berlin Illinois. We best not go no closer, that hillbilly town's dirtier 'n a rottin possum on the side o' the highway

Billy: Shoot, let's get outtta here!

New Berlin Illinois by nbisnottheplaceforme April 24, 2012

New Jersey 

The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.

Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.

New Jersey by Katie Morei May 13, 2005

New P'Acne 

Short for "New Pussy Acne" and pronounced "new-PACK-knee". It's when you are with a new lady and due to the eating of the new pussy you get an acne breakout around your chin and at the sides of your mouth.

After I hooked up with LaTisha I had New P'Acne for like, 3 months!

New P'Acne by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009

New Rochelle

were French, Jewish,Mexican,Italian and African American people try but fail to live in harmony creating a dip shit high school and for some reason asshole mother fuckers from the Bronx are always starting fights at the movie complex downtown. (New Roc City)

Did you see Shaniqua, she just got jumped in New Roc city.(New Rochelle)

New Rochelle by egr eg June 30, 2011

New Philadelphia High School 

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

New Philadelphia High School by rst8 November 4, 2011

new broom 

new company manager ( aka new boss !!!)

new broom said " all right people if you have more than 10 years with this company pack your bags you are fired !!!.

new broom by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

new gloucestah 

a small town in southahn maine where fellas talk more about what happened last night b'hind their house with ant sue. where the teenagers drive old facking shit kickahs with cahd board windahs.

Those fackin shitheads from new gloucestah ran ova my foot.

new gloucestah by chaffey May 28, 2008