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Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez March 27, 2016
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whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up
yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun
by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019
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Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.
"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."
by HottieNanako May 10, 2010
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Frog dick

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .
Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.
by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018
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dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.
That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.
by price is right December 25, 2009
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Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.
I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe
by Niggee October 14, 2021
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Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.
"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."
by BCHam September 9, 2016
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