Matthew

Sex god, Top DJ who gets all the single mums!

And that’s the T! ✌️

Do you see that guy over there with the single mums!

He is such a Matthew!

by DJ_Lawless November 24, 2021

MATTHEW

MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.

MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON

by George_dcunha November 24, 2021

Matthew

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021

Matthew

Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.

Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”

by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021

Matthew

Guy with big floppy Wang.

Hey I heard Matthew be packing

by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021

Matthew Villnave

Matthew Villnave, a kind caring soul who will protect you till the end. A great friend sometimes better being a friend then a lover. He’s smart and very handsome, girls swoon over him as I I once did. His name will forever be carved in my heart. He loves to cuddle, ladies if you ever come across this man make sure to cherish every minute with him he doesn’t disappointed.

Matthew Villnave, a stubborn hottie.

by Kayla T. November 23, 2021

Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.

"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.

by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021