Mom Goal

(noun)

When you shoot and miss wide; but the ball hits the outside of the net, causing your mom to cheer.

That dude can't shoot worth a shit, but he leads the team in mom goals.

by Mike Molasses February 5, 2021

Zionsville Moms

Karen group on the internet beware they hunt for managers!

OMG those ladys are such Zionsville Moms!

by big brain jerry February 10, 2021

ur mom

the ultimate end to an argument.
a burn that will never heal.
often used in serious arguments.
will start ww3.
:)

ur mom...

by MarshMelIo February 22, 2021

Hog Mom

A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.

Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Dad's mom

Your grandmother of your paternal side.

Person 1: "Who else has red hair in your family 2?"
Person 2: "My dad's mom"

by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021

Rory's Mom

Rory's mom is a term commonly used to describe sexually attractive single mothers.

Check out that hot chick, I think she might be Rory's Mom

by mapleint March 16, 2021

Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021