M@rt is someone on an internet forum that talks more than three times worth the amount that people actually listen to said person. M@rt is quick to start a flame war, and just as quick to lose by sheer lack of wits.
Poster1: Hey, I just got a new puppy this weekend! Here are some pictures.
M@rt: Your dog is stupid. I hope you didn't pay anything for that ugly thing. Why don't you get a real camera? No one cares about your dog noob.
Poster1: Noob? I'm the site administrator.
M@rt: .........
M@rt: Your dog is stupid. I hope you didn't pay anything for that ugly thing. Why don't you get a real camera? No one cares about your dog noob.
Poster1: Noob? I'm the site administrator.
M@rt: .........
by BlazinWing June 5, 2009
Get the M@rtmug. This is the example of the perfect boyfriend, He is amazing even though he doesn't like his eyes, he is still that most beautiful and handsom man and boyfriend that I've ever had. Ryan, if your are reading this, I love you more than life itself hunny. <3 - Grace F (your hunny)
by Beefactoryz June 19, 2021
Get the Ryan Mmug. M-Kay a skinny lazy shit
M-Kay is young and handsome and he will always be there for you if he likes you
M-Kay is a fucking dickhead who will fuck your mum and you sister
M-Kay hates white girls but will get with any girl with the tiniest bit a black in them
M-Kay for some reason like girls with the letter T
M-Kay is a player and sexy pimp
M-Kay is angle
M-Kay love and respects his mum and dad
M-Kay the type of guy to tell his son I fucked you mum a soon later told him he was adopted when he was not
M-Kay a bad breed
M-Kay a gay fucking kuntttt
M-Kay is so fucking horny
M-Kay is young and handsome and he will always be there for you if he likes you
M-Kay is a fucking dickhead who will fuck your mum and you sister
M-Kay hates white girls but will get with any girl with the tiniest bit a black in them
M-Kay for some reason like girls with the letter T
M-Kay is a player and sexy pimp
M-Kay is angle
M-Kay love and respects his mum and dad
M-Kay the type of guy to tell his son I fucked you mum a soon later told him he was adopted when he was not
M-Kay a bad breed
M-Kay a gay fucking kuntttt
M-Kay is so fucking horny
by Hornyspazz April 14, 2020
Get the M-Kaymug. The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023
Get the Green M&Mmug. A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018
Get the Hannah M. Ahsmug. by Good Person plz no kill m alex April 15, 2019
Get the Alex Mmug. ERIN M IS THE BEST ERIN IN EXISTENCE!!!! the bestest friend you could ever ask for, shes SOOOO FUNNY and VERY PRETTY!! she listens and always talks to you ( erin m also has the best cat even tho her cat doesnt like me xx) shes the best person you could ever meet!!
by nevergonnaletyoucryyy November 10, 2022
Get the Erin mmug.