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Love

Something nobody will ever feel for me.

At least that’s how it feels. Maybe because she talks to me for a while just to tell me I’m not the right one for her.
Bob- so how’s your girl man?
Me- she doesn’t really love me. She never did.
by Sad broken men July 30, 2022
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Something you never get and something I get whenever Specifically when you go to say, "Hello!", to your crush and you get a bubbly feeling in your stomach.

Sometimes in your genitals. Though, this version of "Love" is referred to as, "Incestuous Lust". It is not recommended to have that feeling. It is also recommended to bash that person in the fucking skull if you feel any "Incestuous Lust" if they are closer than your 4th cousin.

Now, you have the bubbly feeling in your stomach. You're heart stops, awaiting the answer of your crush. She pauses, thinks, then says, "Ayo, Hunter, we're siblings. Would doing it in front of our parents be more or less kinky?"

SHIT! You've done it again. It would be kinky (and pretty hot), but you'll most definitely lose all of any inheritance you would get. Try again.

You meet a completely new girl. She is smart, she looks good and is interested in the same things you are.
But, unfortunately, it is almost impossible to utter a word out of that pathetic mouth of yours. You can only seeth and cope with the situation. You continually, over the next 10 months, stalk her and learn about everything she likes. You eventually mold your entire personality to be compatible with yours.

But alas, it will fail. Instead, be like me and fuck your opponent's mother in the room next to theirs. Rail them like no tomorrow. Anyway, Hunter, you can join her and me if you want. Au revoir, mon petit fils ;)
Person 1: "Damn, Hunter has so much love but no pussy. What a pathetic guy"
Person 2: "Yeah, but Anon is railing his mother in the room next to Hunter. Let's ask if we could join his love-fueled intercourse"
Person 1: "Yeah, but make sure this doesn't become incestuous lust like last time"
by IRailMothers May 6, 2022
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were you never gt what you want and you will sit lone with you kids while you contimplate your life and wonder why your wife left you and why she gave you the kids.
i hte my life im going to go jump off a bridge because LOVE isnt real
by SpooderMan_69420 February 15, 2022
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The excruciating feeling of adoration for someone that most of the time leads to a tragic end. You could love someone and tell them that you love them, only for them to tell you that they hate you in exchange. Very rarely love will work out and you will find the person of your dreams and possibly spend the rest of your lives together.
"I love you..." get's slapped
I've never loved anyone the way I loved them- I hope they feel the same.
by that special someone February 27, 2022
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something you do and then kill the person you love
by hello1234456 June 25, 2021
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