July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019

July 25

The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.

"Bro, have you seen Stacy's close friends?"

"Yeah ik. It's July 25th"

by Margaret Webster July 25, 2023

July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out

Hey bestfriend today's July 21, would you go out with me?

by deps July 21, 2021

National Julie Bowen Day

This day is celebrated on the 1st OF MARCH each year. The day we all praise the one and only Julie Bowen. This day is very special just like Julie. On this day we all take in how beautiful and amazing this woman is.

On The 1st Of March we all celebrate National Julie Bowen Day.

by JulieBowenIsHot January 14, 2021

July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 1, 2023