July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

mya+juli

Fuck eachother every day

ariana grande:Mya+julius?
micheal jackson:YeS

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 12th

Send your homies ass pics day

John: *sends ass pic*

Ronald: “YO BRO THATS GAY”
John:”na it’s July 12th so it isn’t gay”

by Dom the masterbater July 11, 2024

July

Coco.

Look at July! She must be Coco!

by anonymous_987 November 25, 2021

july

It means that you are gay because of pride month

Its on that month of July shit

by rurida January 18, 2023