Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner

Here, rack us up a steve jobs

by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021

free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.

Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.

by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015

Sunday Job

To do a really shit halfhearted job of something.

John:"You're doing a shit job Dave"
Steve:"It's a real Sunday Job"

by pub landlord April 6, 2015

Stome Job

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".

"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."

by slapNtickle July 23, 2018

Tailbone Job

When one thrusts their pelvis into the backside or tailbone of another person.

Drew: Hey Meghan, can I interest you in a tailbone job?

by KStickz October 7, 2010

A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.

See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job

by KA1223 March 16, 2020

cron job

The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.

did you use a cron job to do you stay up all night tweeting

by Enoch Light June 24, 2017