Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

Jake

Jake is a douche bag.

“That guy Jake isn’t nice

by Jacobias October 13, 2019

Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019

Jake

A bitch

You're a Jake

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

Jake

Massive 🅱️Ussy

Jake is such a bussy

by Coochie dood August 4, 2019

Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019