by TommoErased August 27, 2025

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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by Playtard July 15, 2019

King - kinda gae, somehow is in charge
Wheatninja - somehow racist, and against racism at the same time
Hypergetgud - racist to make up for lack of height
Mightyspirit - dead, got taken by the horny
MANDUUUUUUUUU - became polish
Knightswood - is writing this
Others - idk who the hell they are who cares
Wheatninja - somehow racist, and against racism at the same time
Hypergetgud - racist to make up for lack of height
Mightyspirit - dead, got taken by the horny
MANDUUUUUUUUU - became polish
Knightswood - is writing this
Others - idk who the hell they are who cares
by buuuuuuucket April 6, 2022

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by RedPanda3 May 7, 2020

The chum bucket is a fictional restaurant from Spongebob: Squarepants, The chum bucket is widely known to be ran by Plankton, Mr.Krabs opponent, Plankton and Mr.Krabs are always trying to one up eachother by coming up with more and more original ideas, but The chum bucket fails terribly, nothing compares to the Krusty Krabs infamous Krabby Patty.
Plankton: MY RESTAURANT IS BETTER THAN YOURS KRAB
Mr.Krabs: haha, never The Chum Bucket always fails
Mr.Krabs: haha, never The Chum Bucket always fails
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