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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
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Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
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Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight
Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”
by briannnnj November 17, 2022
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urban horse

A guniea pig that is within city limits.
Joan owns two urban horses.
by D3boyz September 25, 2023
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Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”
by Pluvia May 27, 2024
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021
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