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fruitcake 

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet
"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen
fruitcake by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy 

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

fruit booter 

that pack of fag fruit booters are seshin our spot.
fruit booter by kost October 26, 2003

fruit basket

getting your dick sucked from behind. named this way, because the tucking resembles a basket of fruit.
She gave me a fruit basket last night. It was awesome.
fruit basket by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

fruitbowling 

Fruitbowling: The act of tucking your sac back between your legs possibly in order to shit on it.
Oscar was fruitbowling pretty hard this morning. Looks like he had a fun night.

Buffalo Bill is the master of the fruitbowl.
fruitbowling by DogeDoge November 28, 2013

fruit loop 

The thing my science teacher calls us all when we are being dumb-asses, too bad for her she doesn't know what it means, and we do. She could get fired. She stills calls us "you fruit," "fruit loop," and so on.

A gay or homosexual.

That unidentifiably strange loop on the back of dress shirts that serves no known purpose.

A nerd who laughs at their own corny, stupid jokes when no one else will.
M.S.: I'm not gay!
B.C.: Who said you were? Heh heh, God I'm so fucking funny.
McM.: Stop it right now you fruit loops! If you two don't cease this unexcusable behavior right this instant, I will have to report you for fruit-ish behavior.
S.W.: Yeah, cut it out yo fruit.
M.S.: I'm not GAY!!!
fruit loop by |<|<|< January 1, 2006