Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food

Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him

by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017

food sleeps

In relation to Food Coma. A state after eating a large amount of food

'I'v had so much to eat I have the food sleeps'

by 0987612345000 October 22, 2017

food special

Not being able to eat something because of an allergy or diet.

Katy is allergic to eggs, dairy and gluten, she's a little food special.

by foodspecial October 24, 2017

story food

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Food

Something More Addictive Than Drugs And an Still Have Worse Effects

I am hungry, so i will eat some food

by ThatOneInfernape May 18, 2017