First Down

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.

After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.

by Paulkout May 14, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.

"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"

by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025

Relax first, why not?

The meme of Indonesian origin with the caption "Relax first, why not?" using the image of relaxing broccoli from the 2010 advertising for Colgate toothpaste

I was feeling stressed about my exams, but then I saw that meme of the broccoli with 'Relax first, why not?' and it made me laugh!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025