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Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
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Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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Rough Dutch

When he gives you a Dutch rudder bites your ear right as you are about to go.
At the moment I was about to finish Lucas leaned in close, whispered rough Dutch and nibbled on my ear.
by Cheetow March 17, 2022
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Dutch Strawberry

The act of a women sitting on your face while menstruating.
My girlfriend decided to give me a Dutch strawberry last night.
by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022
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Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended
Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help
by Dehydratedninja March 30, 2022
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you are a Dutch

Calling a girl a great person, someone that has your back . You are awesome
by Bethovero April 8, 2022
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