my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

my dad is dead by bongobat October 26, 2007

My Dad 

Homosexual monkey fucker.

My dad is a homo that fucks WAY too many monkeys

My Dad by Vladimir Lenin November 7, 2003

bio-dad 

The S.O.B. who fathered you but didn't take the time or care to ever meet you.

I never met my bio-dad, that sob, Charles Carroll Palmisano.

bio-dad by Safffernellie December 5, 2009

your dad

he’s gone

your dad left ok?

your dad by Ifufkfidkee January 9, 2020

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather 

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather by Sondog123 March 12, 2018

Find your Dad day( October 30) 

This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally

Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)

Find your Dad day( October 30) by EnTeRnamEHeere October 27, 2019

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad 

SCREEEEER BABY ICE cream girl

Elizabeth afton : dad I'm hungry

William Afton ok

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad by WhatToPut-? September 19, 2021