Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023

Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 16, 2023

burger king

the chum bucket just with a different name

person 1 : u wanna go to burger king

person 2 : nah bro that shits the chum bucket id never eat that

by jamla2002ad March 22, 2023

Shat Burger

Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.

That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023

Marley burger

A gangstas wife

Marley burger is a gangstas wife

by Shayla parrell March 31, 2023

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

by bigbeefyman January 14, 2023

busy burgers

A Goober way of saying "I'm very busy."

Lee - "Please stop texting me I am busy burgers right now!"

Elizabeth - "I am so good at distracting Goobers, like you."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023