McGab Burger 

The McGab Burger is the most coveted, delicious burger that could ever be conceived. It stands at mystical proportions as to what it could actually entail. Unlike most traditional burgers, the McGab Burger has a secret "Gab" sauce. Gab sauce is as mysterious as McGab himself, the maker of the McGab Burger.

A McGab Burger is unattainable and can never be attained or replicated. It is something you feel you tasted that will never be attained again.

Holy fuck, Where's my God-damned McGab Burger?

McGab Burger by Jake Senn November 30, 2022

Dead burger 

A burger that is dead and it is also known as "Luca"

I am going to play bridge on hive with Dead burger

Dead burger by Mystic640 December 28, 2022

Sploosh-burger 

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

Sploosh-burger by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

Gut Burger by anonymous January 12, 2023

Spinach burger

When somebody who has recently eaten spinach vomits and shits out spinach at the same time. They proceed to eat any intact spinach leftover

OMG did you see George last night, he did a spinach burger in the bathroom!!

Spinach burger by Bonkey234 February 6, 2023

horse burger 

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger

I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.

horse burger by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

Smash Burger by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023