I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

Buddy Cush

A person that looks awkward or dumb in any given situation.

“Look at that buddy cush”
“You’re such a buddy cush”

by Buddycush69 September 8, 2021

Buddy

The best and most important friend you will ever have. They’re more than your best friend now. They’re more like family. Somebody you can depend on in the worst of times and somebody who will be with you in the best of times. Somebody you whole near and dear to your heart. Somebody who you love to death. Whoever this person is you’re more than lucky to have them and you could never live without them.

Him: Who’s that
You: Oh! It’s my buddy!!!

by Jasmith5010 September 15, 2021

Buddy

A crackhead or someone you sell drugs to.

Oh here comes another buddy right now

by Aceboggie24 September 18, 2021

Coffee Buddy

A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.

B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one

by Adam buckley September 23, 2021

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

buddy

a name that can be used to refer of a friend or a dick head.
exclusively used by country Canadians or hockey players . if used and you are not a country Canadian or a hockey player it is consider a slur.

1. buddy's the best eh
2. EH fuck you buddy

by therealcanada February 28, 2022