gotta beat my meat

The song made by my retarded friend at school sings when needs to masturbate

Oh shit! My eggroll is erect I gotta beat my meat!

by Wa Wa Waterboy April 23, 2018

National beat Ernesto day

On March 21st, throw hands at your local Ernesto from behind. Knock 'em senseless. Pray he has good insurance.

Oh shit Cecile, it's National beat Ernesto day! GET ERNESTO'S ASS!

by Frozenko March 21, 2021

Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

by nudepenisbiganal69 November 27, 2022

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

Daddy beat me up

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Beat a anime girl day

Beat a anime girl day is where simps are forced to beat them to death and can’t scream for help

Beat a anime girl day is treated for the simps and the ones who don’t like anime

by DerekChro02 May 4, 2022

Beat a furry defender week

From the 11th month to 28-4th of December. You can beat up any furry defender and they can't fight back

Hey bro its "Beat a furry defender week".
Time to beat some fatherless ass

by Richard boderman November 27, 2022

Beats the fuck out of me

When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it

“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”

by anonymous December 17, 2020