A police officer from Minnesota who is a mighty ducks fan but doesn’t want to get outed as a non-robot by announcing her feelings to the world like an attention whore but did she realize that she was slowly killing me by not loving me enough.
Emily: Im totally fine
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

the best sister i could ever ask for, shes always there for me through all drama and shes my best friend. i love her so so much and I'm the luckiest sister ever.
"look over there at that gorg girl, that's emily i heard shes a really good sister. i wish she was my sister"
by gossipgirlsxxoo November 11, 2022

Perfection 💍♾🥰🥺🥺🥰♾💍
by Poohead112 January 22, 2021

Zing and Emily are hot and sexy creatures. They also go by the names "Discord Kiten UwU" and "Smol Omega Been". They are the bestest baes. Love you.
by urmomashlong March 14, 2022

A classic white girl that is on her phone 24/7. She can be nice over text but doesn't have any social skills.
by Umuziki February 14, 2022

The stinkiest of stinky sewer rats. A great friend that really likes dog toe nail soup yum yum. She has 11 fingers and 6 toes each wearing a mini pink rainbow ring. She lives in the sewers with all her stinky rat friends. Though she is the stinkiest
Person 1: Omg what is that stinky smell, it's so bad
Person 1: That's just Emily stinky rat don't mind her
Person 1: That's just Emily stinky rat don't mind her
by angiatticrat May 28, 2024

Emily's are super strong, funny and lovely persons who will always make u laugh when u are down. They can be really shy in the start but when u get to know Them they can be super fun to hangout with! They have a lot of guys in their backs , they just don 't realize it. They are always trying to see you laugh and to see you happy. They really are the best comedian you will ever meet!! And if u need memes .... ask some Emily ;) she will probably have a bunch!!
Girl 1: omg Emily u really do have the whole meme world in your mobile !!
Emily:that's not even the half of it ;)) *wink wink*
Emily:that's not even the half of it ;)) *wink wink*
by Cookeh •0• August 2, 2018
