getting cold air

Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.

It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air

by Totally1134 August 4, 2017

Air Force

One of the five main branches of the US military that was founded on September 18, 1947. It serves a vital function in combat (as I am certain you have heard about drone strikes) and is often called in when too much shit hits the fan. Despite it's importance, it remains the second least respected branch of the military

At least the Air Force receives more respect than the Coast Guard

by natedashark August 8, 2017

Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum

I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener

by Trashbonious August 12, 2017

air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

Air Inn

The place people go to be ghosts. If they're staying at the air inn, they don't want to talk to you.

"Bro, that hoe I was seeing isn't responding to me anymore."

"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"

See: blanking, airing

by Jacob babe August 26, 2017

Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.

Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.

by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017

Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb

"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"

by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018