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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim
Yo, you saw Mike Tyson
by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
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mike dodds

he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x
by benissexy69 July 18, 2021
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Mike Sexual

Being in Love or having a attraction to Mike Wheeler from " Stranger Things"
Kelly: I am in love with Mike from stranger things
Joe: You are a Mike Sexual!!
by Mikelover...st July 19, 2021
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Pulling a Mike

The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.
Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!
by SpeKtroNet July 21, 2021
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Mike

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic
"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"

"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
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