ninja cum

Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.

(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)

(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye

by will foster April 14, 2008

Cum Straw

Just before the male ejaculates he inserts a straw into his penis.

Colin was with his girlfriend, late at night, and she was giving him oral sex and he inserted the straw last minute so she could suck out the jizz! Therefore acting like a Cum Straw, this may feel uncomfortable for some males!

by Adam Miles January 1, 2009

Cum Gun

Penis

Charles shot his cum gun straight at Ashley's tits. Score!

by iceangelred86 October 17, 2008

cum slut

A stupid ho, like Chelsea, who sucks my massive cock and others', just to get the sweet, gooey prize at the end. Is usually great at giving head, and drinks ssemen in large quantities.

After I blew a huge load on her face, Chelsea licked it off and begged for more, the little cum slut.

by Orgasm Donor January 13, 2004

Cum Stain

A cum stain is when you get seamen on your cloths and stains a white mark on it.

Jake: Whats that on your T-shirt martin.

Martin Gasps!

Martin: Nothing :|

Jake: thats a cum stain ! HAHA :P

by John Ferdinand Hawks May 23, 2011

cum guzzler

1. Someone who is a slut/whore that likes into engage in oral sexual intercourse and upon the man's ejaculation drinks and or gargles the man's bodily fluids.

2. One who drinks sperm on a regular bases. Usually a woman or gay man.

Phyllis: So, you let him cum in your mouth?

Megan: Yes, and I swallowed it.

Phyllis: Wow, you are a fucking cum guzzler.

by Lauren Lilpipe December 23, 2008

Cottage Cum

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

by 7brett7 March 2, 2008