December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

The 3 P's

Recipe for a great time. Pizza, Porn and PBR.

Hey, let's have the 3 P's at my house this weekend!

by Eric_reicherdjr. October 27, 2010

February 3

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

by 3melodii3 May 18, 2020

3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.

RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.

by KC_2021 March 4, 2021

evelyn <3!

will u be my girlfriend -chris <3

evelyn <3!

by xxxxxthisisfake March 23, 2019

november 3

tell alicia u love her day

person 1: hey alicia, i love you!
alicia: really?

person 1: yeah!! it’s november 3

by love alicia November 1, 2019

April 3

This is the day the finest, sexiest, and most perfect girl with the most perfect body is born. They also have a nice booty. But their personality is weird asf.

WOW LOOK AT THIS GIRL! She was probably born on April 3rd

by SimpinAndPimpin January 10, 2022