Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019
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There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
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Get the Fan-Job mug.My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally
by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019
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Get the Skeeter Job mug.when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)
"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."
by operalakes October 5, 2019
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by Marky fart ass' August 14, 2019
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