back dick

idk what the fuck this means its some bullshit phrase

Choudh: im gonna be back home soon
AGP: back dick?

by yetsgooo May 27, 2024

Dirty dicked

When a female has unprotected sex with a male who doesn't know she very recently had unprotected sex with a different male who's cum is still inside of her.

I hooked up with this guy last night and he finished hella quick. I was still horny so I stopped by my exes house. He's an asshole but fucks me good. He deserves to be dirty dicked.

by Bust'nNuts May 29, 2024

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024