Dick

A way to say an insult to a human:

My dick is so hard its harder to withstand the Rock's eyebrow raise!

by CODBOD May 17, 2022

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No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

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Dick

Something you dont have

Karen why are you leaving,Honey you dont have a dick

by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019

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Snicker Dick

When you pull out a shit covered dick after having anal.

"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."

by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019

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He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

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Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

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