Fuck Knuckle

The second knuckle of any digit when inserted into an orifice in a sexual manner.

I was fingdipin' this girl to the fuck knuckle after the baseball game the other day.

by elcapitandeganja October 18, 2013

effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.

Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.

by C. Prolix January 21, 2012

rock like fuck

parting gesture. alternative for good bye.

father: are you going out to get wasted as fuck aye?
son: aye, take it easy
father: catch ya later
son: rock
father: rock like fuck son

by special_ninja January 21, 2012

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"

I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!

by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011

Mind Fuck

Where you are confusing someone in any sexual way possible

If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked

by Fuck mined,being confused December 30, 2011