Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

King Dick

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

"is this dick good"
"yes king"
"how good is this dick"
"Amazing king dick"

by king_dick May 17, 2023

Roblox Dick

When you go to nimbus sea and you're a grand navy player.

"Hey Vetex, you got any roblox dick?"

by vetex July 10, 2024

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Dick down

The act of pinning your bottom with their legs spread open and penetrating them

I'm gonna come back home tonight and dick down my husband so good he'll forget his name

by akaMedusa June 20, 2022