Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches

Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual

by Luvitwenucallmebigpasta May 30, 2025

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.

I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.

We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!

by Taking the high road June 8, 2025

Dick touching

When someone keeps tell jokes about you or they trying to be funny and use you x amount of times

Yo quiet dick touching me

by Rolando_69 June 8, 2025

DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025