National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021

Marie Day

A day where we celebrate the green splatoon squid idol waifu herself, Marie.

Me: IT'S MARCH 13~!
Random dude: What's so special about March 13?
Me: IT'S MARIE DAY~!

by Briceterry04 May 22, 2024

Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day

“Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”

by sleeptoken May 17, 2025

Milf day

When you celebrate a hot mom

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate

by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

gag of the day

The funny event that happened that you wouldn't believe.

Girl, I got the gag of the day. Charla thinks she is all that.

by Cdfontheflo June 9, 2017

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022