door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

Dimmy Dick

a man with an orange shirt with their dick out

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the nude beach.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.

We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.

by anonymous April 27, 2024

Motion Dickness

When you engage in intercourse and proceed to vomit immediately after climax.

" it was so rough he gave me motion dickness."

"girl he was hitting from the back and after he nutted I threw up... he gave me that motion dickness"

by k&d69 April 27, 2024