Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"

I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!

by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011

Mind Fuck

Where you are confusing someone in any sexual way possible

If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked

by Fuck mined,being confused December 30, 2011

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!

Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.

by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011