by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
Get the Nike Dickmug. Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
Get the Shit dickmug. When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
Get the dick wiping thingmug. It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
Get the National Dick Pic Mondaysmug. used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
Get the get your dick outta your crack!mug. by Frow horker March 2, 2019
Get the Dick jacketmug. A small dick.
by raggalagga July 21, 2010
Get the Rizzy Dickmug.