For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
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