The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023
The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 15, 2023
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
by MerpyMoo August 31, 2016
Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020
by T-money69 November 03, 2017
when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
by i came all the way here October 12, 2023