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dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy
dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher
by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
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Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks
Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.
by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016
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Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
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Dick

A person that annoys you in such a way that he turns into a dick.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH A... DICK!

Dude? OH GOD THATS GROSS HES CUMMING
by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019
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Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017
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