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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
by CripCuz November 27, 2024
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Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020
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nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness
I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”
by John Trovolani January 12, 2023
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Dick

Pp
I have a dick
by anonymous October 9, 2020
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Dick

My dick is so hard its harder to withstand the Rock's eyebrow raise!
by CODBOD May 17, 2022
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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
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Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month
Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.
by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020
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