Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!

Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!

by Today me May 22, 2022

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022

Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

Dick Hole

A balding older man with a prickly sour looking face, usually taking out his sad existence on those around him.

David is a fucking dick hole

by Manigmoot December 14, 2024

Dick Chiggle

Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack

"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"

by JoyBoy99 February 21, 2022

National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019