Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

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Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.

I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!

by TheBikesman November 25, 2021

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A dick

When you're too good on starwars battlefront and kill anyone in your way

He fucked me he's a dick

by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021

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dick

something "someone in my brain" doesnt have

he has no dick hes a..... yk

by shutupmf<3 November 26, 2021

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Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

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Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

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