Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019

dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see

People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl

by starr48 March 18, 2016

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023

Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!

Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!

by Today me May 22, 2022