dirty ben

the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face

yeah bro last night i gave a dirty ben to james mums friends (there were 14 of them)

by kile butler January 21, 2025

Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Dirty Keck

A protein shake mixed with shit and cum and chango negro juice.

I just got back from an intense workout, this is the perfect time for a Dirty Keck!

by dirtyassporchchangonegro February 24, 2022

Dirty Nav

A sexy dark skin with a big cock who females refer to as daddy.He is wild and knows how to fuck shit up and have a the best time. He has plans to make it big .

“She begged me to fuck her Dirty Nav style.” - She came all over my face.

by freakgirlmadison May 13, 2020

The Dirty Hern

After eating Mediterranean takeout, you squirt Pepto Bismol in your bunghole, all while listening to Kenny G and ironing your Kahkis for your internship.

I don’t have time for the Dirty Hern, I have a Zoom meeting at 9.

by Tank Calhoun October 29, 2020

Dirty sipho

Dirty sipho love piels

Dirty sipho says remember at sleepovers when we would take turns sucking the dick of whoever fell asleep first LMFAOOOO we were wild😭

by Dirty sipho September 4, 2021

Dirty banister

Shagging a lass up the arse who has diarrhea.

Last night i was giving a bird some good anal but she had dodgy guts and gave me a dirty banister

by curtainwip3r June 5, 2021