dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.
Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17
by spiderhaterrrr October 11, 2010
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Dick stomping

Same as dick riding but the target instead is someone you hate
Damn do They love dick stomping youtuber45 for some reason
by Sylfia11 June 09, 2024
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Trents dick

maximum length of 2 1/2 but talks the most game
Kylie could barely even feel trents dick
by Dylan.wm February 05, 2020
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Hung Dick

a Hung dick is a dick penis or cock which is SUUPER big like when i mean SUPER big i mean GIGANTIC and it is super attractive to ladies and can start the amongus sussy baka shit
girl: Honey what kind of dick do you have?

boy: Have a hung dick. wanna fuck?
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023
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Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole
Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
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The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
by BeanieBitch October 06, 2020
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