work

what you can't do

i have to work out to be able to go to the fattest man in the world contest. they will say I'm overweight

by uydktcfulgitedrytlfhgk.u6rfl March 25, 2017

Work

The thing that absolutely nobody likes. Like come on let me just go on my phone.

Boring Bob "Alright class lets get to work!"
Literally everybody "Uuugh."
Nerdy Nate" Yay!

by Some guy thats hates school June 15, 2022

work from home hussy

A woman who spends her days talking to men online.

Not to be confused with a work from home honey.

Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.

by votme February 28, 2025

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

work

when students play run 3 in class and look on the UD instead of doing history work.

mr. tom: do work

j: uh um yeah yeah

a; yes i am doing work

p: hat

by wound like a cracker May 4, 2022

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016

Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour

School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"

by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023