When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
by thekeg1 February 06, 2016
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.
by zajo24 November 09, 2017
Someone who owns eight or more guns (seventeen on average) and is also a member of the three percent of Americans who own over fifty percent of all guns in the US.
Man, did you hear about Randy? He really went off the reservation. I heard he moved to Texas and became a gun super owner.
by Ron2988 March 16, 2018
by Buffalo kid December 16, 2023
I’m going to be “scoping my gun in” today before I hit the woods for deer season this weekend. “
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.
by Redneck Runner March 11, 2022