Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips

i got a purple nurple from janice.

by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016

Purple Button

Can read minds

Purple Button - brendan is a fgt

by BrendanIsAFgt December 14, 2016

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

sassy purple

When you spank a watermelon until it turns purple

George did you see that sassy purple it was cool and it tastes good

by Ligershark03 January 15, 2016