HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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Salad wikusia

the only thing that a polish person would eat would be romaine and collardgreens. They are very natural and made with real food coloring.
Yo! You heard of that Salad wikusia?

Yeah, it smells!
by poop docter January 15, 2019
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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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5 cups salad

a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.

im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it

person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
by TheWorstOfTheBest October 17, 2020
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salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
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