catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad

Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...

by jasmarih June 11, 2016

Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

Brazilian Turkey

When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.

"Yeah, she does anal, but like.
She has a Brazilian Turkey."

by PeskyBoi January 4, 2021

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.

Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017